Monday, January 28, 2019

Antagonist Relations Podcast Episode 50 - Skeletons... Seems Sketchy

Antagonist Relations Podcast Episode 50 - Skeletons... Seems Sketchy


The third episode from our first Antagonist Relations Actual Play session of 2019. We return to our party as they delve deeper into the Crypts of the Slain Princes, dealing with the various and sundry undead they discover within.

Starring Ben as Hugen Coldhands, the New Watchman, Christy as Ziska Forespark, the Student of the Dark Arts, Mike as Jasper (Jape) Sweetberry IV, the Gifted Dilettante and Cassandra as Tulip, the Village Bear.

If you want to know more about Beyond the Wall, check out the Antagonist Relations reviews:


Antagonist Relations Podcast 49 - Creepy Snake Bones and Cursed Rooms

Antagonist Relations Podcast 49 - Creepy Snake Bones and Cursed Rooms


The second episode from our first Antagonist Relations Actual Play session of 2019. We return to our party as they delve deeper into the Crypts of the Slain Princes, dealing with the various and sundry undead they discover within.

Starring Ben as Hugen Coldhands, the New Watchman, Christy as Ziska Forespark, the Student of the Dark Arts, Mike as Jasper (Jape) Sweetberry IV, the Gifted Dilettante and Cassandra as Tulip, the Village Bear.

If you want to know more about Beyond the Wall, check out the Antagonist Relations reviews:


Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Witch's Compass - Weird Magic Item #22

Inspired by the incredibly excellent Weird Magic Item generator over at Donjon.bin.sh, I've been coming up with a few of my own system agnostic weird magic items to put in the many games I run, be they 13th Age or Beyond the Wall...

Eventually I want to try and put them into a randomizer, but I need to generate a few first. I'm going to try and post one every other Wednesday. Please let me know if you end up using an item I've created in your own game. You can find the entire series here...


Witch’s Compass

This small stone disc has a small depression in its center and was created by a powerful witch to locate individuals either living or dead. When a piece of a body, like a fingernail, strand of hair, scale, feather or other scrap of bone or flesh is placed in the depression and a newt’s eye is placed over it, like a cap, the Compass activates, consuming the piece of the body. The newt's eye will rotate on the disc to point its pupil in the direction of the body the piece originally came from, or the largest fragment of the body if it has been dismembered. If the body is no longer on the same plane as the user of the compass, the newt’s eye disappears in a harmless puff of smoke, but otherwise it will continue to turn its pupil to point the user towards the body for 2d4+1 days at which point the newt’s eye dries out. The item can be re-used by placing a new fragment into the depression and covering it with a fresh eye of newt.

Monday, January 21, 2019

Antagonist Relations Podcast 48 -We Can't All Be Giant Murder Bears

Antagonist Relations Podcast 48 -We Can't All Be Giant Murder Bears


The first Antagonist Relations Actual Play session of 2019. We return to our party as they delve deeper into the Crypts of the Slain Princes, dealing with the various and sundry undead they discover within.

Starring Ben as Hugen Coldhands, the New Watchman, Christy as Ziska Forespark, the Student of the Dark Arts, Mike as Jasper (Jape) Sweetberry IV, the Gifted Dilettante and Cassandra as Tulip, the Village Bear.

If you want to know more about Beyond the Wall, check out the Antagonist Relations reviews:


Saturday, January 12, 2019

2018 Antagonist Relations Recap

Image: Twenty Sided Dice set to 20 19
Antagonist Relations, Inc is back from holiday break, which was not particularly a break since I’ve run 6 game sessions and prepped a 10 part Cypher Game campaign since my last post in addition to all the normal family hoopla around the holidays.

Blog Business

It was a good year for blog writing last year— I posted 102 items in 2018, more than twice the next highest year (2015 with 47) and almost five times what I posted most years since I started this blog in 2012. The volume is especially notably because I only had a single post before March 2018. It was a questionable year for blog reading though… at least from what I can tell. Posts will get 10-20 views in the week I post them and that’s about it. Almost all of the referral links in the blog stats are for scammy clickbacks, for sketchy pharmaceutical hawking blogs or other obviously fraudulent and more importantly non-RPG blogs or sites. The few comments that I did get on posts in 2018 were all spam as well. Despite attempting to promote the blog with a twitter account (@antag_relations) and making sure to post fairly regularly on it to keep it from entirely being a wasteland in between blog post tweets I don’t seem to have grown the blog audience from the three people I know read it which has been disheartening.

Ultimately though, I’ve decided to keep posting here and to accept that maintaining the blog is something I’m mostly doing for myself and not for an audience, after all Lonely Fun has a long and storied tradition as part of the RPG hobby and so this blog will be my outlet for that. That said, if you’re a reader of the blog and not someone I know personally, if you send me an email at “Antagonist.relations(at)gmail.com” to let me know you’re out there, I’ll happily send you one of these snazzy stickers or a pack of the AD&D Second Edition Collector Cards if you’re interested.

Image: Shit Stickers where the I is a 1 on a d20, unopened pack of 1992 Series TSR D&D Collector Cards

So, what are my goals for the Antagonist Relations blog for 2019?



Back in 2018 when I made the conscious effort to revitalize the blog, I planned on putting up lots of tables, but by the summer I had discovered that churning out a table every week or two was difficult, so I’m going to let those drop away and not spend time trying to come up with another table of names just to say I got another table made. On the other hand, I’ve really enjoyed writing the Weird Magic Item and Music to Game to Posts so those will continue.

You’ll also continue to see cross-posts from the Antagonist Relations Podcast, we recorded our first episodes of 2019 on January 4th and I hope to have them edited and ready to post soon. I swear that eventually I’ll do another Lonely Fun podcast just for Ben and there is a chance that there might be another potential podcast to come as well, though that one is really tentative.


The Saltmarsh Register - Vol 1.18 & Vol 1.19

The Saltmarsh Register is the in-game newspaper I invented for the Ghosts of Saltmarsh game I run online every other Saturday. It is reprint...